I can’t cum unless I have six different wheelchair users jerking me off and fingering my various holes. Still not accessible.
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I mean. Even in our existing, shit-ass, crazy-pants society we don’t really need this shit.
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news@lemmings.world•Jon Stewart on ICE Killing of Renee Good, Venezuela: ‘What the F-ck Is Happening in This Country?English
2·2 days agoI don’t know. You sure sounded like you thought this was just business as usual, and nothing has changed in decades.
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news@lemmings.world•Jon Stewart on ICE Killing of Renee Good, Venezuela: ‘What the F-ck Is Happening in This Country?English
32·2 days agoThis is a nation built on slavery and genocide, ofcourse this has been happening for a long time. But if you haven’t noticed that the brutality has been rapidly increasing during the last two years, then you’re either delusional or intentionally not paying attention.
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news@lemmings.world•Jon Stewart on ICE Killing of Renee Good, Venezuela: ‘What the F-ck Is Happening in This Country?English
1·2 days agodeleted by creator
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Donald Trump Says He Wants 'Ownership' of Greenland Because It's 'Psychologically Important for Me'English
26·2 days agoThat’s still pretty batshit for a statement that’s been sane-washed.
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politics @lemmy.world•Democrats go all in on affordability in bid to turn voters against Trump
1·2 days agoYou’ll never get a chance. Closest you’ll see is a paper shredder labeled “third party” for you to put your ballot in.
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Being short gives me a brutal advantage of exploiting particular vulnerability of a tall opponent's belly in fencing and in case of a fight
6·4 days agoI don’t know. I’m pretty tall, and back when I was into fencing it was always the shorties I had the hardest time with. They always seem to be so good at getting past your guard before you even realize it. Really my most successful approach was to aim for their forearm or hand. And since the swords are the same length that kinda leveled the playing field a little reach-wise.
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News@lemmy.world•DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
21·5 days agoHonestly, even the best ones sound like the stupidest version of a cartoon spaceship. Tesla’s are definitely the worst I’ve heard though.
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Flippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com•What do we call the career bureaucrats who remained working in Nazi Germany?
2·6 days agoOf course she deserves better. That’s why every one wants ice agents dead, dipshit.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•JD Vance's white beardEnglish
9·7 days agoEnjoying soft things? Gay as fuck. A real man would fuck boulders.
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Games@lemmy.world•Ubisoft Closes Canadian Studio After It UnionizesEnglish
7·7 days agoWith stronger union protections, necessary unions will form organically.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New York teachers stunned to learn some students can’t read time on old clocks after phone ban comes into playEnglish
143·12 days agoBet they can’t dial a rotary phone or hitch a horse to a wagon either.
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politics @lemmy.world•Americans brace to start New Year without healthcare
41·12 days agoYou’re right; enough about fascists. I’d rather lazer focus solely on the problems with the one and only other electable party in the country!
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politics @lemmy.world•Dragged down by an unpopular president, Republicans are bracing for a midterm trouncing
2·16 days agoRemember everyone: If you think the Republicans are about to get a trouncing, get a couple of your own punches in to make sure it’s a thorough one.
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Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•Chance of Being Born in Each Continent in 2026English
4·16 days agoIt’s part of Afroeurasiaca
“all able-bodied inhabitants will be called upon to take turns in the security measures instituted by the commune”,
Including people without any aptitude or desire to engage in law enforcement? Like, law enforcement isn’t a simple, easy job. It’s a job that requires a lot of training to do properly.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 is Irony, Alanis!!English
37·22 days agoI mean, really to follow the theme, a third founder would need to die as a result of not having access to abortion, not themselves be aborted.
I mean. I’m filled with nostalgia hearing that, but is it a funny number?





















The people stocking the shelves aren’t the ones designing the store layout, dummy.