I got depressed about a year ago. Now im at my lowest weight for more than 20 years. My friends congratulate me on the weight loss - I haven’t told most of them in depressed…

Would you like some making fuck

Berserker!

Maybe? It’s been about 17 years since my last play through. Maybe I should get it running on my steam deck!

Here, I’ll back you with three fiddy. Now I expect a 1758956% increase of my investment in the next 3 years, else I’ll take my money elsewhere.

Disclaimer: Not only am I mentally ill and not a dog, but I’m a chronic liar as well.]

Wait. You’re saying you might not be a doctor? I might have to rethink the advice you’ve provided me.

I was never able to figure out that you had to put a magnet onto the hand grabber, and then put the hand grabber into the giant ball of yarn to grab something.

I was around 8-9 when i was stuck in Sam & Max: Hit the Road for a long time. Restarted the game and got stuck on the same spot. Finally caved and asked my brother how proceed, at which point he showed me a walkthrough. It blew my mind that that was a thing!

What? I stige 45 km one way to work every day and it takes me 43 minutes. Where’d you get 4 hours from??

Rinse and repeat.

I like the name Lucifer. Which is why I called my dog Lucifer. He’s a 8.2 kilo dog who loves pink, and has diamonds on his collar. He also goes by Luci or Lulu. It’s so much fun to see the confusion in some peoples eyes when I tell them he’s a he.

I think my favourite was when he was 7 months old, and we were in a confirmation in Norway and was allowed into the church. Afterwards, everyone wanted to meet him, and some faces when they heard his name was fucking priceless!

PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair is another one.

No doubt. I just hope they’ll fail. I’ve always said that there’s a high probability of me killing myself before I die of old age, but if shit comes to shove, I’ll happily become a matyr by standing up for others.

I like it!

Considering how the orange man baby is filling the military with his own goons, the rest of the world can’t do anything about it. You’ll have to sort yourself out. Imma just make since popcorn and watch the show from Europe.

That’s in Norway! The trolleys are from the supermarket Kiwi, and the phonebooth is an obvious telltale for any Norwegian born before 1995.

Oh no, he might have consequences of his own actions. The poor, poor man. Tots’N’prars.

Who’d see this coming, when the population has no money to spend and the top 0.1% is taking all the money, so there’s nothing to spend? Not the billionaires, that’s for sure. I really cannot wait for the fall when they will realise how much they fucked up. I’m definitely not going to help them, no matter how much money they offer. They did this to themselves, and I’ll be happy when the population starts eating ^the rich^.

Han er bange for at hans egne meldinger bliver gjort offentligt.

Translation: he’s scared that his own messages will become public.

Such a good song. I remember the first time I heard it: I was about 8-9 years old and a massive Aaron Carter fan. My 15 year older brother was visiting, and he did not like what I was listening to, so he bought me the Cypress Hill album and told me to listen to Insane in the Brain first - I was sold on rap/hip-hop after that. Thanks, brother!

“The Great American Experiment” has failed so badly that the only thing to do is reset. You hear that, overlords who’s running this simulation?