My Android phone app started to show me “suggestions” instead of the call history. Geez, thanks Google. Instead of calling my GF, imma call a proctologist.
And I just know this feature will soon be used to serve me even more ads. I mean, the play store is bad enough as it is.

My neck, my back

Ugly people have sex too, you know.
In fact, 50% of people have below-average looks. Do you think they all abstain?

Find someone who looks at you the same way that gentleman looks at his onion.

Powerful quotes.

Check^books and balance^sheets , you say? They’re looking great for the top 0.001%.

Same, but for me, it wasn’t in the early 90s.
Also, I discovered some totally amazing music this way that still haunts me to this day.

“Doctor, will I ever be able to play the piano again?”

You burned floppy discs?

🦫🐈🐇🦇🦋🌮🦪
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Neat.

It’s the same sort of hand-waving you’d come across in the Bible, or in old history books.
“See, the reason why this once flourishing civilization suddenly faltered is… they had become too arrogant.”
Or they sinned too much, whatever.

Because he could slip, and then become submerged.
Do you have any idea how slippery water is? Which is begging the question how one can walk on water when there is hardly any friction.

Half of the time? Feeling generous today, I see…

Bro, just 10B more parameters. This time, I promise it will actually be useful and not send you into psychosis ^again.
Just 10B more. Please.

They just like sniffing their own farts.

Do you want us to completely fuck up your workflows/ privacy/ mental well-being/ life?
[] Yes
[] Ask me again later

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Gotta sign those NCCs if you don’t want to go to hell.

How about FM relationships, though?