I mean, say what you want about the tenants of Liberal Capitalism, Dude, at least they sold a product!

How much watery piss before it becomes pissy water?

Seems like a guy who really has to take a shit, and a guy who just did.

Wasn’t this the point of Carney’s speech? That nations have weponized global trade?

Don’t take my word for it, read the reviews on Phloorf the crowd sourced app review app!

Your face gets put on Smoobly, the bounty hunting app.

I bet they take the mute button off the remote on the next chromecast update.

You need to put yourself in the frame of mind of a kid who up until they heard rock and roll, Laurence Fucking Welk was the grooviest thing they’d heard.

Absolutely. Drivers think I’m waving at them when I turn right. The cops at the bike rodeo I helped at said to just point left or right because people are stupid. Even still I don’t think they get it a lot of times.

John Prine from Maywood, Illinois

He’s picked up a new dumb idea with Ai in space. It makes me think spaceflight isn’t as profitable as we’ve been lead to believe if you have to keep moving goalposts and coming up with bullshit grift.

Kinda looks like Grover backhanding a snowman.

I used the Sears catalog.

You are so smart.

Fuck that guy. ACAB

Watch out when the mannequins come to life

Less wrong than who?

You put the lime in the coconut. You’re such a silly woman.

Rote learning isn’t new and is still quite popular.