My thighs touch each other in the wrong way, when I’m sleeping on my side. I need something smooth between them.

Always 18

I says

Eh, I hate the guy but I don’t really care how much of a whiney little hypocrite this makes him, because I already knew all that.

The extent to which I care about this is the extent to which I can use it to point out hypocrisy on the right. Which isn’t honestly very much since they don’t care about being hypocrites.

Not only are you doing the very same thing right now, you’re also precluding the solution to the paradox of tolerance.

In other words, get bent

I’m familiar

It’s funny because engineers are known for making simplifications like this, not because the simplification is problematic

You heard me

Yo moma begs to differ

I can confirm that this is false

The ways of this amazing maize maze will make you praise for days til you’re in a glaze haze

This question was written by an engineer

Freedom of choice does not mean freedom from consequences.

You’ve absolutely lost the plot, I didn’t know that Lemmy had bots now.

How do I express anger via upvote?

I reread the thread and I still don’t get it.

Pretty clearly the post wasn’t about bidet users, because bidet users taking a long time to use TP isn’t noteworthy at all, so people replying that they use bidets is deadly boring.

What other context would I be missing?

You stocked up for that?

Bidet users stocked up on TP during the pandemic?

Your mom’s a different type of crust GOTTEM

Everything is a different type of crust

Speak for yourself

I would need an entire room full.

How little are y’all shitting?