crazy how fast the action stops after pigs realize they hurt someone with greater perceived valor, and noticed the whole room watching

at cost effect they can shoot down one in twenty if it’s our cheapest interceptor and their most expensive drone

until we run out

finally, we’ve created the Gambling on Nukes Machine from classic sci-fi cautionary tale, “don’t build the Gambling on Nukes Machine”

we are getting a class action together to sue hexbear for one ten hundred thousand million billion trillion dollars

try “so”

or if you are feeling uncharitable, “obviously”

i started trying to diagram this math problem and got as far as one north korea is worth negative 1/49th of a death to america before i remembered how lazy i am

clean the mud off your boobs before you come inside

kalshi refuses to pay out bets on “exploding” dubai waterfronts due to confusion of terms

i didn’t get to bed yet, y’all get ONE

this is the relief map of iran, showing 90% of the country safely tucked away behind mountain ranges that give the swiss alps a run for their money.

there will not be boots on the ground. alternatively, there WILL be boots on the ground, and it will be very funny

BED

you’ll be finding out very soon

ah wait hold on a sec; that’s a New York Answer right there. proper retorts include “yeah, yeah” and "ah, fugheddaboutit’

as opposed to what we have… now… uhhhhhhhh

was evolving higher cognition before locking down the brain stem a mistake?

love a spritz of roundup on my beef tallow fries

right wing ‘political scientist’ and online personality. he’s written for the times, the post, the atlantic, etc.

he sucks in more ways, read his wiki entry if you want details on his racist pseudonymous writings as Richard Hoste in the 2010s

how many of these extreme statements of nearsightedness can we get, we got fetterman and hanania, we need seven more for a 2026 mission accomplished alignment chart

lmao we asked for a ceasefire

get fucked america, boil in it

wow, you weren’t kidding

a mere flesh wound

‘for racist intonation, press 2’