I do love how every comment here points out how Jesus “Soos” Ramirez would never be a MAGAt.

They tried that with the Mystic. It was a poorly balanced disaster.

One of the things no one thinks about: the name of the paladin order in Warcraft II was the Knights of the Silver Hand. They were literally worshiping the cursor.

This is what happens when an author designs a sport where the protagonist is the single most important player.

What?! He just wanted to spend time with Persephone during the summer! Is that so wrong?

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

“He punched me in the dick! Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?”

The feeling of being autistic and have ADHD, but people just ASSUME you know what you’re talking about because you speak with confidence and are “the smartest person here”.

Bro, the moment that “abolishing the age of consent” is brought up, you need to know that they aren’t acting in good faith. Every argument they bring forth should be tainted by that shit!

A libertarian is just a conservative that likes weed. You can ask their girlfriends after they pick them up from middle school.

When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.

I mean, if you only look at visuals, Pyramid Head is just a dude in a costume. Pretty tame by “hear me out” standards.

Cool design, but the weird feet are gonna make the MG model a bitch to balance without a stand.

Because being forced to treat people with respect would upset the far right.

Off topic and mild spoilers: this is one of the scenes that show that your choices don’t really matter (just like the coin toss and which pendant you want Elizabeth to wear). Regardless of your decision, the person next to Booker will grab his hand and point out his tattoo.

Someone once told me that the Mug root beer mascot looks like a right-wing boomer’s fursona, and now I can’t unsee it.

“GET OFF ME WOMAN! I’M A MARRIED MAN!”

Might I introduce you to the works of Maurice Leblanc and his most famous character, the gentleman thief Arsène Lupin, codifier of the phantom thief trope.

He would sent a message telling his victim that he planned to steal their most valuable treasure, and then would leave a letter behind afterwards explaining exactly how he did it.

Mostly known outside of France today from his appearance as Joker’s initially Persona in Persona 5, and his Franco-Japanese grandson, Lupin the Third.

Which is French for “steal something valuable in the most obvious way to show people how smart you are”.

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤