Ohhh, stuck as in stuck on the steps. I first read it like it was a “well this is my life now” headline.

Her Hungarian Rhapsody performance is my favorite!

You never really know.

Yep. Short ton, long ton, and metric tonnes

Changing of water pressure won’t do anything for most household toilets except fill the tank faster.

When they said they’d bring down the price of eggs they meant relative to the price of everything else.

Does this car not have a dipstick?

The cock pecked them out.

I think you could say the same about Bill Burr. Not just making it comedy to make it easier to swallow, but because the only thing you can do is laugh at the irony and how hopelessly we are along for the ride.

https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/328164

This post makes me want to get sushi and not pay.

Reminds me of this.

https://youtu.be/IWr-2Oo6CHA?t=788

Every time I close my eyes I think of Mars and Venus. And anytime I start to dream I want to suck a – hey! A Big Red apple!

Followed up by “death to the opposition!”

I want your boss in my life.

Picture him dragging a bear corpse and telling passerbys not to vaccinate.

That episode makes me cry every time. Even the callback when he plays that flute in a later episode makes me teary eyed.

Is this Endurance?

I like this. Don’t scatter my ashes. Scatter my viscera mist into the air.

I have the same one. Still useful for density altitude, TAS, and time distance calculations. I still use it after all these years. Not the wind chart though. Fuck that noise!