Gru really needed the money…
SharkAttak
Let’s see what this Fediverse thing is all about.
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News@lemmy.world•Wendy's to close hundreds of US stores in bid to halt falling profit
81·vor 1 TagGiven the latest trends in child labor laws, they could try having little waitresses in Wendy costumes.
Like many other systems, works well unless some people are assholes whoops
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•"Nevertheless, the vaginal sounds that were sent will have reached Epsilon Eridani in 1996 and Tau Ceti in 1998. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect."
2·vor 3 TagenOr the perfectly reasonable response to intergalactic transmission of unsolicited coochie sounds.
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News@lemmy.world•Republicans push to strip Zohran Mamdani of US citizenship. Is it possible?
132·vor 3 TagenWell, we still haven’t seen Trump’s birth certificate, soo
Where ever have I said I admire him, dumbo.
I also make sure to greet the conductors every time I take the train.
A part of me suspects that he tried to do that thing the cool kids do, “dabbing or something like that”, but couldnt remember exactly how; then saw that everyone mistook it for something even “cooler”, the nazi dab, and went with it.
More like De-bra, considering how easy it came off, knowwhatimean.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk says Optimus will 'eliminate poverty' in speech after his $1 trillion pay package was approved
7·vor 4 TagenThere’s only one Optimus I would trust like that, and it’s not the Amazon one.
No incidence, but if the rest of the security was like that…
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History Memes@piefed.social•Old timey newspapers had NO MERCY
4·vor 6 TagenI see, I see… makes sense. (Still very poor taste, to joke on such a tragedy)
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Technology@lemmy.world•Chinese EV maker Xpeng to launch robotaxis, humanoid robots with self-developed AI chips
3·vor 6 TagenFor unspecified reasons (it’s very technical), you must insert a couple sandwiches in the car every day.
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Games@lemmy.world•Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027
1·vor 6 TagenWasn’t AI decent at writing code, but bad at review and modifying it?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Breakthrough gel can regenerate tooth enamel within weeks
11·vor 6 TagenAt this point it’s a race between teeth, fusion and GTA 6. Place your bets, people.
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History Memes@piefed.social•Old timey newspapers had NO MERCY
5·vor 6 TagenI don’t get the one about poets.
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Technology@lemmy.world•China Hackers Exploit Citrix Gateway to Breach European Telecom
11·vor 7 TagenMy dumb brain read Cyrix and for a moment I was very “huh?”










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