Note to self: never comment on blahaj

Gru really needed the money…

Given the latest trends in child labor laws, they could try having little waitresses in Wendy costumes.

Nomen omen…?

Like many other systems, works well unless some people are assholes whoops

Or the perfectly reasonable response to intergalactic transmission of unsolicited coochie sounds.

Well, we still haven’t seen Trump’s birth certificate, soo

Where ever have I said I admire him, dumbo.

I also make sure to greet the conductors every time I take the train.

A part of me suspects that he tried to do that thing the cool kids do, “dabbing or something like that”, but couldnt remember exactly how; then saw that everyone mistook it for something even “cooler”, the nazi dab, and went with it.

What does it evolve into?

More like De-bra, considering how easy it came off, knowwhatimean.

There’s only one Optimus I would trust like that, and it’s not the Amazon one.

No incidence, but if the rest of the security was like that…

I see, I see… makes sense. (Still very poor taste, to joke on such a tragedy)

For unspecified reasons (it’s very technical), you must insert a couple sandwiches in the car every day.

Wasn’t AI decent at writing code, but bad at review and modifying it?

At this point it’s a race between teeth, fusion and GTA 6. Place your bets, people.

I don’t get the one about poets.

My dumb brain read Cyrix and for a moment I was very “huh?”