Not OP, but yes. My hearing is 20/20 and I can’t be having with subtitles

We are the same. I compulsively read any text on screen, and miss key visual details because of it. I only want subtitles on non-english speech and Christopher Nolan films

This is the type of pedantry that annoys me and yet I admire. Bravo, good fellow, I salute you

So i kinda went on a thought rabbit hole here

1. I like jokes like this, in part because they only work in written form. Because if they were using base 10 they’d say “You’re a ten”, but base 2 would be “You’re a one zero” (or one oh)

2. Wait, do people actually say “ten” when expressing two in binary? Do they actually say “one, ten, eleven, one hundred, one hundred and one, one hundred and ten…”?

3. Have I been expressing binary incorrectly?

4. Am I overthinking this?

5. Honestly though, my favorite written pun is “Religions are more interested in profits than prophets”

Anyway, puns are fun. How do you say binary numbers?

I would 100% give you a friend’s and family discount if I were offered enough candy lol

I have a 16 channel RC plane remote and an RC plane simulator i used thrice and haven’t used again in the last four years.

It hurts

Locksmith here, thank you for your business.

Side note: there is nothing more embarrassing than having to call another locksmith because you’re locked out of your van that has all of the tools necessary to break into a van. I now carry a door key in my wallet. I’ve used it three times so far this year

New ones, obviously

I wonder if “regardless and irregardless” was in there 🤔

What does it mean when you feel 1 most of the time but occasionally instantly jump to 4/5 as stressors built up without your awareness?

Cause that’s me. Everything’s fine till it isn’t and I don’t see it coming

I too had the same thought. I would say great minds think alike, but I’m dumb as shit

later that very same year

Companies I boycott:

Bank of America
5/3 Bank
Wells Fargo
McDonald’s
Walmart
That corner gas station that never paid their invoice Planet Fitness
John Deere
Verizon
AT&T

Number of store employees I’ve told that I’m never coming back:

0

Unfortunately I don’t have a recommendation.

I tried Heliboard but it just didn’t do it for me

Lol, been there

Despite extensive searches involving police, firefighters, and specialized dog units, Joshlin has not been found.

tl;dr: A mom in Saldanha Bay, South Africa sold her daughter to a “healer”, aided by a boyfriend and another friend. Conviction clenched with testimony from a neighbor. Daughter still missing, presumed trafficked internationally. “Healer” arrested but released due to lack of evidence.

As a past victim of GBoard I will not pile on to OP for their glaring typo. Instead, here’s the quote from the Wikipedia article linked above

Osama Khalid (أسامة خالد), a Saudi Arabian former administrator of the Arabic Wikipedia, was sentenced to five years imprisonment in September 2020 for “swaying public opinion” and “violating public morals” by making edits “critical about the persecution of political activists in the country.” Khalid’s sentence was increased to 32 years in September 2022 as part of a campaign to lengthen the sentences of political detainees, according to Democracy for the Arab World Now and SMEX, a Lebanese non-governmental organization.

Ziyad al-Sofiani (زياد السفياني), also a former administrator of the Arabic Wikipedia, was likewise charged with “swaying public opinion” and “violating public morals” by making edits “critical about the persecution of political activists in the country.” He was sentenced in September 2020 to eight years in prison and was released in March 2025.

I can’t remember if the show did it, but in The Expanse books poly relationships were part of Belter life, especially on smaller ships