Not sure, but apparently Alana Hadid could be convinced for as little as $100.

Medical-Oriented Society for Systems that Are Deficient, or MOSSAD for short.

Cao Peepee and Xiahou Doodoo, is that anything?

Goldtone, if you can find anything. I expect the banjos are right out, but it would be nice to know what the glue situation is on their resonators and such. Thank you so much for this resource!

Real necropolitics hours on Hexbear today.

No. I don’t need a doctor’s note to jump off a building, why should I need one to asphyxiate in a pod? I have never understood the Western weirdness about death. People are not immortal; they die in stupid and horrifying ways with no control or dignity, or they’re forced to live in a state of living death well beyond their quality of life because their families can’t let go (or, in the necropolitics sense, they’re marked for “wearing out” by being in a precaritized class). Why should a medical board get a say? What could they know that a person ready to die doesn’t?

This is a question of bodily autonomy. If you don’t control your body, who does?

I expect courtship to go poorly; PA is cousin territory and I don’t think she’s related.

How do you get to Kf8?

I don’t think Nxd8 would be legal. EDIT: Oh, I see it, next move. My bad. Though I think you need the smother to avoid Qxe6.

Love Yello, but Oh Yeah is a lot of sensory overload when you’re in the throes of extremely loud weed.

Talk about taking the L. Cute mate.

Nickelback (or the contemporary equivalent) is terrible and ubiquitous, but you don’t see people saying “fuck, I hate rock music” without qualification.

What the shit, why is it so comically huge? EDIT: Nope, just saw the contrabass balalaika and it honestly seems like reality is shopped.

Our patented Forever Sleep foam is lightweight, breathable, and definitely not remotely detonable.

It’s weird how often the whataboutism detector and the Hitler particle detector go off at the same time.

This is Sturgill Simpson erasure.

A lot of chips use whey as a binder and for texture. 🙃

“Plant-based burger” => “CONTAINS: MILK, EGGS”

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Real flashbacks to various pronoun struggle sessions in early Hexbear where an unusually high percentage of people with “serious concerns” shared a certain pronoun tag. 🤔

Probably worried about going out like a slippery Jimmy Hoffa.