I’m a single issue voter, and one of the items on your list is that issue.

They understand what it’s like to have your homeland cut in half by the English and filled with members of a religious sect that wants to kill you.

Never thought I’d say this, but we really gotta start breaking up all that pink. Really funny counterpoint to the NB side of the chart. Let a million splits bloom!

And to all the “custom pronouns please” respondents: an attempt was made, and it was almost exclusively used to be shitty about neopronouns. A nice request process would be pleasant, though.

This must have been wild. I kind of want to go try it.

I would describe it as more of a classic Scorpio vibe, but I don’t know Juche astrology.

Half the plot is just the rancher on the toilet dealing with the consequences of his unwitting carnivore diet.

Gonna replace “if wishes were horses” with this from now on.

If it’s any comfort, my “acclimating to GLP-1 agonist and metformin” self-shitting happened on a date (well, directly after a date, while I was driving home [mercifully on my own]), about 80% of which I spent feeling sick and looking sweaty and weird. It only happened the one time, though, so with any luck you’ll acclimate and be fine.

hi beautiful, show booba fett and vergere

The Last Carcinization of the Christ has a real ring to it.

Who’d have guessed that a group calling itself “uncommitted” would lack follow through?

https://readsettlers.org

The next day:

6+ Cybertrucks stranded in Asheville without power, stymying relief efforts

Internal monologue: “Is two tape reels before lunch too decadent? Oh, Janet, treat yourself. You’ve earned it.”

A succulent Chinese Walz :democracy-manifest:

Every European has an ass where their face should be and vice versa.

Going back in time to PRANK Ea-nāṣir (GONE SEXUAL?)

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This actually appears to be an ad for the Picard mug more than anything.

Not sure, but apparently Alana Hadid could be convinced for as little as $100.