“Return Eenie or we feed another physicist to the bears. We know you fuckers took him.”

Sure, but according to this here memo

ahem

“Fuck the mentally ill”
- every society

Well this is gonna end great…

I think it’s a small numbers problem. I’d love to see the data they’re basing this from.

The worst dressed nerd in a meeting is the most important one.

Not sure what your point is?

That’s not really how it works, the census bureau is extremely thorough - they send people into encampments regularly, work with homeless charities of all kinds, etc. These counts are estimates unless it’s a federal census year (when they absolutely do count every individual person that they possibly can), but they’re not going to be wildly inaccurate.

The much bigger issue is that these numbers appear to be limited to city limits or greater city area, and that’s where the discrepancy is gonna show up. Most homeless people dont live in cities, and camps are often established on conveniently unincorporated land so they dont have to be counted. Bureaucratic bastardry at its finest.

They would, but like… It’s just it’s such a broad statement that it’s kinda meaningless. As a term it encapsulates basically everything that’s going on in your brain.

Yo, feminists have been leading the charge on shit like paternity leave (FMLA was feminists), battered men’s shelters (now there’s four! In the country!) and getting equality of rulings on spousal abuse or visitation rights. Don’t buy into the alt-right BS about how the movement used to be good but now it’s just full of all those self-centered women, and I only hate the current version. It’s a really common line, and it’s bullshit.

“We’ve done nothing to prevent it and we are absolutely stunned that it happened”

This feels like one of those things that sounds really reasonable but is, in fact, complete bullshit.

(Obviously I was being facetious, but a bit of clarification on how bullshit these laws are: )

Not familiar with Minnesota legal code, but in the states I am familiar with, assault is threatening with a weapon, not battery or attempted. Most jurisdictions I am experienced with also include threats with a weapon that was presented to the victim as deadly in the same category, so airsoft or other props count the same as a functional weapon.

8 year old trying to steal your car with a nerf blaster painted black…

That doesnt matter, it’s orders of magnitude faster to generate their BS than it is to write even one well-reasoned rebuttal.

You can’t debate someone that isn’t arguing in good faith, and these people never ever are. Yeet and move on, save your energy for the people that have just been mislead by the altright and may actually change their opinions.

It’s all fun and games until a Microsoft Purity Enforcement squad is kicking in your door.

I’m trying to imagine getting car-jacked by a 10 year old and it just keeps getting funnier. Man… that poor kid is an idiot, but at 10 there’s no way this is his fault.

I fucking wish we could share medical details between government agencies, but we can’t even competently share driver’s license info.

Humanity, everybody!