Stop with the dik dik pics.

Can someone translate?

Bears facing allegations of shitting in woods.

There’s a few charities and organisations I never hesitate to put my hand in my pocket for.

MacMillan cancer support because they helped our family through a horrible time.

The local air ambulance because one once gave my wife a lift to hospital once.

Our local neo-natal intensive care unit where our twins stayed for a while.

The list of things I want to give money to is much longer than my bank account would allow.

Just a shame Elton was in it.

Why? Did you learn nothing from her duet with Elton The John?

Or intersex. Don’t be like Linden probably is.

It’s exactly the same title as they’d use in a printed copy. A click bait headline would be “You won’t believe what right-wing populists are doing”.

Yeah. I’ve just had a minor heart attack. Again.

I’ve been following this guy for a while now, and this video sums it up well.

https://youtu.be/vs2QbOyRc2Q

This isn’t about his beer, although in a way I guess it is!

Is it….sarcasm?

But if you asked people to list Darth Vaders personality traits I’m not entirely convinced “highly focussed” and “good leader” are what people would write.

I’m also sure he wouldn’t have a compo face if one of his colleagues entered their perception of him into an online personality test.

Please tell me she said “punch it Chewy” when the police got near the car.

Never. I’m not sure if we even have a pen on the house that isn’t used for colouring in by my kids.

Same for work. I’ve not had to write anything for literally years.

Hang on, does signing your name on a document count?

I’m here to read humour, tech/science news and to make terrible puns.

I’ve blocked everything to do with tariffs, Trump, Vance, Musk, Linux and anime. It’s slim pickings.

Would you like to change your default thought process to United States?

Are there proper-sized portions of food being served somewhere in this photo that I haven’t found?

Damn sharks.

Let’s hope it’s better than the Senna series!