







I think the most appropriate would be mercedes-benz vans, considering what they were up to between 1933 and 1945.


The Fourth Reich is really going mask off, huh… That sure is something.


I tried to do the same thing at around 13/14 years old. I couldn’t get through all of the old testament (torah) because it was full of absolutely insane nonsense. When I got tired of reading the super weird rules about sex and incest I decided to skip to revelations and call it quits.
After figuring that catholicism was pretty weird and whack I landed on atheistish zen Buddhism and did that for like a decade. I have since take the shahada and converted to Islam.


Whoa. I’m 30 years old and was educated in the parochial school system (Catholic schools, aka segregation academies) and in all those years of mandatory religion class (preschool thru highschool) had never heard this one. I had to look it up. What a fuckin weird thing to request.


I just got on methadone maintenance and had my 1st dose today! I’ve been on and off of buprenorphine for a while now and didn’t find it effective for a few reasons. I took my last bupe dose last night before starting methadone this morning so I’m not getting the full effect but it still feels better than bupe. I’m pretty jazzed that I get to be high on opiates all the time for free now.


Why the fuck is she speaking at the UN Security Council? Please someone make this make sense!


Wiley E Coyote level military capabilities. I guess they couldn’t positively ID the target because it isn’t a school or hospital.


It could be a disguised mobile launcher, but I REALLY STRONGLY doubt that.


Down with cis!


Can’t wait to try it.


Where’s Lionel Hutz?


Yeah, I know. I was just making a joke by being pedantic.


Bananas grow in Puerto Rico and Guam and Fig bananas grow in the Virgin Islands. So TECHNICALLY they do already build banana in Amerikkka.


Yeah, it’s a well known passage from Gravity’s Rainbow that plays with the malleability of language using punctuation. Like the simpsons bit with the lawyer “Works on contingency. No money down.” vs “Works on contingency? NO! Money down.”
I HATE that they call kyle shitinhouse the kenosha kid for this exact reason. I’m a huge pynchon fan (my pfp is a symbol from one of his books).
I can take a picture of the passage from the book in a little bit and post it if you’re interested.


You never did the Kenosha Kid.


You must really hate car batteries, I wonder if you hate electric eels as much.




You need two so you can use one to prove that you’re serious.