I am familiar with the Oglaf storyline(s) and this character would absolutely wear a hat specifically for a sexual double entendre.
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blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto memes@lemmy.world•I could do with less of these "once in a lifetime events", please.1·6 days agoYeah, the end is going to be when it gets ugly.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto memes@lemmy.world•I could do with less of these "once in a lifetime events", please.3·10 days agoHey! Hey now! I might hit 40 before world war 3. Let’s stay optimistic about this.
I’m not catholic, but I’m pretty sure they would object to extracting the popes pelvis.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Is it bad that I'm not graduating on time?1·11 days agoDude. No. Any day you graduate is a good day. It took me 10 years. Don’t stop.
That may have more to do with the rape and pillage.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some of the stupidest, **non-political** takes you've seen on the fediverse?4·12 days agoI’m aware, and I know how to simulate choking without harming the person.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some of the stupidest, **non-political** takes you've seen on the fediverse?6·12 days agoWhen I say “choke”, I mean I lock my fingers in a grasping position and lift up against their jaw. It’s simulated choking. I’m well aware of the danger in cutting off blood flow to the brain.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some of the stupidest, **non-political** takes you've seen on the fediverse?533·13 days agoSomeone called me a rapist for saying that I’ve choked women during sex. Consenting, adult women.
I was going to go off on a tangent about other industries that shouldn’t exist, but people are having reasonable and productive conversations in the comments, so I guess I won’t. Damn you, level-headed Lemmy users! Damn you all to hell!
blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto RetroGaming@lemmy.world•Gorky 17: The mutant RPG that dragged Poland into the global gaming spotlightEnglish3·18 days agoThis was a great read. I vaguely knew about some of it, but I’ve never done a deep dive into polish game dev history. Thanks man.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•lining the pockets of the wealthyEnglish4·19 days agoOh shit, I think you’re right. My bad.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•lining the pockets of the wealthyEnglish62·19 days agoDid not expect an Armageddon reference.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto Ask@lemm.ee•You get to be king or queen of any country at any time in history... where and when do you choose and why?English4·20 days agoUnited States, now.
I would release everyone convicted for non-violent drug offenses, allow felons to vote, make it illegal to pay prisoners less than minimum wage, and remove the line in the 13th amendment that allows prison slavery. Then I’d nationalize all existing prisons, close or reorganize them to consolidate, and ban private prisons.
I’d direct money from speeding tickets and other minor fines to the federal government, removing the incentive to pull people over when they’re not driving dangerously. I would reduce the penalty for illegal drug use to a fine and direct law enforcement to focus on apprehending the traffickers rather than the users. I’d obviously make pot federally legal. I would also build a nationwide network of addiction recovery centers that are legally blocked from reporting to or interacting with law enforcement.
I’d cut the military budget in half and reduce the number of active duty soldiers similarly, with a focus on retaining the most skilled and physically fit. I would sell excess equipment and weapons to allies and put the money back into developing more reliable and advanced equipment for the remaining forces.
With the money saved from the cuts to the military, I’d implement universal healthcare. Abortion would be federally legal, and some funds would be set aside for grants to local organizations that provide women’s healthcare. I would also start a project to create long-term, non-hormonal, male birth control, and make it free for boys between the ages of 5 and 10.
I’d simplify and combine most forms of identification into one card. This card would also include information like whether you’ve had the birth control procedure, have a security clearance, or are a non-citizen. This card, and replacements for it, would be freely available at government offices in every city, but could also be ordered online or through a hotline.
And about ten million other changes.
After everything else, I’d get rid of the electoral college and implement ranked choice voting, then retire.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•The US is Collapsing Like the USSR – So What Comes Next9·20 days agoI vote “End of the Empire I-III” by Arcade Fire.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Apocalypse movies in the near future won't have survivors scavaging abandoned cars.6·20 days agoYou should read the book “Wolf and Iron”
blackstampede@sh.itjust.workstoBipolar Disorders@sh.itjust.works•A Diagram I put together a while ago.1·21 days agodeleted by creator
blackstampede@sh.itjust.worksto Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•what movie always make u cry?English5·22 days agoFair enough.
Same level I put in the other days of the week. Which is high, generally. I’ve become a bit of a workaholic recently.