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Red Bull’s increasingly quixotic quest to find a second person who can successfully operate the RB21 proceeds apace.

Nobody gets in trouble for false advertising these days, and if they did, the consequences would be negligible.

MBS is a stain on humanity. Not because of this, but this is profoundly stupid. If he’s considering abolishing the cost cap because the bureaucracy is hard, he might as well do away with weight limits, fuel regulations, and track limits. All of those things are hard to keep track of. They require cameras and scales and accountants and all of that costs money and effort, so he figures, ‘let’s do away with it’, not realizing that without all of that shit, the FIA is just a logo and a wikipedia entry.

This might get a bit spicy. Probably not the conditions the rookies dreamt of, for their debut race.

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He stuck around this long and even though he’s Bill fucking Shatner, it’s hard to say he doesn’t deserve one last ride. I just wish he’d played it more gracefully these last 30 or so years.

It’s not illegal to download books without yourself offering them for upload. What’s illegal is when you feed those books into your reality devouring content monster and it outputs all that copyrighted content in a slightly different order and you profit off that content vomit.

TLDR: It’s some sports betting company

Just pass a law that prevents the government using the word ‘sinking’, ban research into subsidence and, for good measure, disallow local governments from providing sand bags. Problem solved Florida style.

Too soon

In fairness, he did meet two halflings.

It’s pretty, but it was built for purely practical reasons. This is an old towpath, and the bridge is designed in such a fashion that horses towing barges can switch sides without having to unhitch.

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Just a bird. Phew.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Remember that time when we elected a literal idiot to be president and a million Americans died because of how fucking stupid he was?

In case you were wondering, they’re saying that Apple doesn’t outsource its design. It outsources its fabrication like nobody’s business. I always kinda thought that’s what outsourcing meant, but apparently there are companies that neither design nor fabricate their products. I guess their core competency is just taking the money.

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He’s not pushing “America First”. He’s just saying “America First”. He has no intention, should he somehow come to power again, on acting on it. He won’t act meaningfully on anything he says.

We know this because this has happened before. He ran on hating brown people and queer people, but when he became president in spite of the fact that he got significantly fewer votes than his opponent, the only meaningful thing he did was massively increase the deficit and give that money to rich people, to the tune of twenty thousand dollars from every man, woman, and child in the country. And also sell state secrets to comparatively minor regional powers in the east. And we mustn’t forget the million-plus excess deaths he presided over because he seems to legitimately think that things he doesn’t understand can’t be understood so just say whatever and let the corpses fall where they will.

The news outlets who report on this shit know this, but as far as I can tell they don’t want to report on any of it because they’re worried idiots will be mad at them. We need a better way, but before we can have a better way, we need to smite this movement. Nothing good can possibly come of it for anybody but Trump himself. Even his followers only stand to lose.

New poll just dropped showing him down by 3 in Iowa(!) I hope he never gets another good night’s sleep as long as he lives.

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