Yeah, I was about to say I’m in America and most of the fast food involves oil and deep fried food.

What about the swamp, island, and mountain bison?

Well… He did manage it.

Canned black olives are my favorite, followed by the pickle chips, and then regular pickles, which I’m not sure if funny-name-I’ve-never-seen-before is or if those are the weird sweet ones.

That day has not yet come.

The only area I know well is the NW corner of the USA, but there is indeed public transit. I can’t say how it compares to even other parts of the US, let alone other countries, but I can say that in the urban and suburban areas it’s generally possible to walk or bike to a bus stop and with some transfers, get within a walkable or bicycle-able distance of where you are going. Some rural areas have a system called “dial-a-ride” which are basically on-demand small buses if I understand correctly. Similar systems exist for people with disabilities in the urban areas also.

Besides buses there are also ferries, and local train systems (light rail) which connect neighborhoods and cities in the same major metropolitan area. Trains between major metros (such as between states) also exist, but typically it’s just not worth it: If you aren’t going to just drive it by car, then flying is both faster and cheaper than the train, and flying isn’t cheap.

There are also commuter trains between the downtowns of major (nearby) cities separate from the light rail, but I’ve never actually tried that myself.

Looks like a zip+4 instead of a phone number. The 5 digit zip would put it north of downtown Seattle, around south Lake Union as far as I can tell.

In the pantry where the cereal box goes.

I honestly don’t know if this is hand written or not, and that makes it even funnier.

Ah. Makes sense, thanks!

… I still don’t know

“Okay, but if there are any girls there, I wanna DO them!”

The 7 deadly sins kind

Not everyone knows the keyboard shortcut though. I bet you can find people hunting for it using the mouse every time.

I’ve seen posts suggesting adding the following to your .bashrc:

alias fuck='sudo $(history -p \!\!)'

Turkey

Yes, better batteries that don’t spontaneously combust, and last for far more charge cycles

I don’t expect it so quickly, but hopefully lithium ion batteries (and variants like Li-poly, LiFePO4, etc)

I have all of those… Except my to-do lists are not actually long because I never get around to adding stuff to them.

This is pure genius.