The world’s hunger for chinesium must be satisfied.

I believe the kids spell it dawg, and it’s frequently preceded by words like aiiight or yo to underscore the coolness behind the statement.

I consider myself a bit of an expert in these matters. /s

Why would one die if not guilty, it just doesn’t make sense…

With 42 out of 58 goats destroyed they have a healthy lead.

In 2001, the goat was burned down by a 51-year-old American visitor from Cleveland, Ohio

So, Chad, what are your plans for Christmas?

But at least now we know why it became a popular belief that he resides in the sky.

Listen to the horse and it goes away?

Oooh, that’s sexy.

Apprehensive but curious.

A very calm and collected reflection as she’s falling. I’m impressed.

Edit: I wish there was a period in place of that exclamation mark.

Such a humble, considerate response.

I dunno… it’s a toss up between that and Putin’s brain hemorrhage… Nah, let’s make it easy; one of each, please!

Yeah, my blowhole does that, too.

Is that even legal?

Narrator: One good one turned out to be one too many.

Foam, or a heat conductive pad?

That external hard drive had a whopping 20 megabytes of storage. I can still remember the sound or it spinning up…

That really is gorgeous. Exquisite detail.

File Allocation Table?

Going through US immigration is a somewhat strange experience, to me. They act as though you’re trying to get through the pearly gates and you really have to prove your worth, while going into e.g. Canada it is, in my experience, more of a “oh hi there mate, welcome, good to see ya!”.