I too miss the time prior to my birth

Would and do, just google Mal-0 with safe search off

Thought i was on c/frugal for a moment

Oof ouch owie

Me if i was a thief

That’s strange, can’t say i’ve experienced that myself before, how do you know the PSU is the issue?

I assume you’ve tried holding the power button, or unplugging/replugging the power? I have had machines refuse to wake from sleep, appearing completely dead until i forcibly shut it down and then start it again

I’ve also had issues with power saving features, but i doubt it would be able to overload the powersupply, especially on a laptop

I have a bunch hardware that’s probably 15+ years at this point, it’s been running for a few years and the only hardware failure i’ve had so far was a mechanical harddrive wearing out

I tried that once, my computer caught fire then told me to kill my son,
I don’t even have a son

think I’ll just stick to linux

Getting high and screaming instead of getting the measles vaccine does sound like something rfk could have said tbh

Pennis Drager

It’s basic thermonomics, you learn it at busineering school

Kid rock probably only had to refund a low number of tickets as very few were planning to go to his show

Matthew 10 is one of my favourites

34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

36 And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.

37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

You love your family? Straight to hell with you! Jesus is jealous

And it better jiggle right, i have a degree in jigglephysics so i’ll notice

The illuminati lizardpeople are furloughed for the duration of the shutdown

You’d think so but no, they say it’s because the place is cursed, something about it being built on an indian burial ground or something

Literally 1984

The worst part is that if they die in america, they die in real life!

Hey don’t pick on Gary, you know he was born without an existence! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to travel or apply deodorant when you aren’t?

Dragonborn absorbs dragon souls, this dog absorbs dog souls so i guess it’s dogborn?

I followed the caption, now i’m missing a kidney

Stranger danger