Only in salmonella.

🐝

This is probably someone’s kink.

Redirecting power from life support to forward phasers.

Gives the same vibes as believing being anonymous online encourages hate, when the same people wouldn’t change their behavior when they are not anonymous.

After reading some comments, this was well known some time ago, so everyone moved over to r/TheNetherlands or r/Dutch

Average anime shrinking the dragon to “travel size”

Hiding feet because the internet is filled with freaks.

And the first guy to eat some rotten berries and get super drunk.

Ligma balls

R

I can’t see this without thinking about ligma.

Bluesky has a great self-verification system, no checkmark involved. In case someone hasn’t noticed, your username is a domain name, but only nerds use it.

The people who literally say “lol” irl

Lol isn’t an acronym. It’s an initialism. L.O.L.

It means I am a gay fish.

You cannot plan for the future if you ignore the patterns of the past.

She hasn’t found my secret boot partition yet.

You have convinced me. Releases are based.

It’s understandable if they use it for installation ISOs.