Psh amateurs. I suck 242 dicks on the way to my car

Right, let’s keep it dull around here please

Bethesda

Perhaps an animated edition of the Lusty Argonian Maid?

Eyeball? Hmm…

The only good news is that said readers are dying off due to old age.

I’ve been hearing this sentiment all of my 40ish years and yet here the world is.

No, but i do rub the folded up tissue around between my fingers to assess and admire the volume of my expulsion

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“Join the army,” they say. “See the world,” they say…

I’m so glad I filtered the orange man and his rich bat-monkey out of my feed so I only hear about this stupid shit in meme form.

Also Marathon

I wash mine every few months. In between washes I sometimes pick off the lip gunk. I know The navy takes it a little more seriously though.

My wife uses approximately eleventy mugs a day for who knows what purpose, and fills up the top dishwasher rack.

I do when I’m arguing with conservatives on Reddit. Otherwise I strive for clarity and simplicity but not dumbness

Ah the one-legged lady strikes again. Shucks.

I read the whole diatribe at least three times before responding.

The grammar pedantry is just silly, it’s fucking song lyrics, have you listened to music before? Read a poem? Liberties are taken, and that’s that.

the reason the line is repeated so often is because it is unique and atypical (deriving from its “poor grammar”), and therefore recognizable

Try it out - “some cops are kkk members.” Not as catchy or iconic, sorry.

Who the fuck “works forces”?

Police

Masterful Bike shedding

I assume he’s not talking about mesothelioma then.

Because if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

He shot down a US plane that was en route to a Japanese airstrip and he figured it would have been captured once it landed, which he wanted to prevent.

https://www.truthorfiction.com/bad-angel-pilot-lt-louis-e-curdes-shot-girlfriend-wwii/

If you have mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

Nicolas Cage is older than I remembered