I’m not saying it doesn’t work. I’m saying it’s not good.

Almost perfect. 0/10

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

Mucho self-aware. 👌

Are we meant to assume that the merpeople are using chopsticks?

I believe these lines are straight with a black hole at the centre.

Patty-cake does not reach maximum coolness at about age 9.

On Hoth, you philistine.

Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.

Babies are jizz.

Don’t lie to yourself. That’s a Giga Pet and you know it.

There was a time when rubber ducks were made from ducks?

This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.

And, of course, this particular subtitle was just for the lulz.

No. I’m just subtitling the series in earnest. Does make for a fun project, but I just believe the world deserves a decent set of Beast Wars subtitles. What’s on offer out there at the moment is pretty awful.

I will have to learn how to make a website, and get them up and available for everyone to enjoy soon. But for the time being, I’ve really got my nose to the grindstone hammering out all the episodes.

Ahh. I understand. Nice work.

Are there not some words which contain the letters I, M or Q?

Buttflaps.

Even if GTAVI launched on PC at a normal price, it would still be worth it to wait. You can get it on sale, and the game will have been fixed, and there will even be content updates.

Patient gamers, people. Don’t even think about release dates. Early access? Advanced access? What the hell do I care? There are still NES games I should get around to.

Bro, ODST is like the best one!

If only we could do two letters. I really like Lickin Pork.