I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

I tried really hard to be born rich but it didn’t pan out.

We’re there! Nobody move!

Dammit, one of you moved.

I’d downvote this if I saw it at 197.

I finally understand what that means.

Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.

I’d love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.

Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

The cats right eye is wigging me out.

Soup is good food. You make a good meal.

I grew up with a pear tree in my yard as well. The only downside was the wasps that it attracted. I used to fucking hate mowing around it.

I’ve been saying this for years.

I’ve not heard of this one, but the cover art alone is piquing my interest.

Holy shit, I shouldn’t have looked.

His best work by far.

Is this a reference to the TV edit?

Damn, paramedics are pigs too?

All my friends are doing fine, I’m the only one whose life is falling apart.

Diabolical.