“I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a minute.”

“Are you going to eat it?”

“…Yes”

Taco soup?

That’s actually an almost weekly occurrence for me, and I’m going to start using it.

“What should we have for dinner?” “Something light. I’m really huarn surnog today.”

Ugh… I’m so tired of “microslop” and “AI slop”.

I’m not defending Microsoft in any way, but they were releasing buggy updates long before the rise of AI.

57598641, checking in.

Also, I just recently found a list online of old-school BBS names and numbers, and that was a fun 15 minutes going, “yup, called that one. and that one. ooh, that was the one with great u/d ratios.”
Ah Telix…

And then the first time you see a cicada wasp…
The sight of one of those will make you want to find a brick to drop on it, until you find out that they’re completely harmless. (unless you’re a cicada)

:: halfway down the run ::

Top: Ok, you know, that’s making it really hard to concentrate.

Bottom: Well if you would not bounce us around so much…

They want to stop measuring now so they can have time to rework some of their code.

No one ever thought they might need to use single digit numbers.

So, when he says something like, “Oh man, I’m going to bomb this bathroom”, he’s not lyin’.

I’ve already called the police.

Hey, what does that little switch do?

This one?

No, no. The other one.

This one?

No. Up. Up. Look, see where your hand is? Not there. Yes! That one right there! What does it do?

No idea.

They keep running out of black Sharpie pens, and they’re waiting on an Amazon delivery.

Rockbox, uh, rocks.
My Archos (Recorder) device is still going strong because of it.

I don’t actually use it much nowadays, but I keep it updated.
When the world goes to shit and takes the Internet with it, I’ll still have tunes, at least for a few hours.

Remember, always lie and steal from your parents to keep them off the internet.

https://youtu.be/uRDXfZEmA5Y

“of” 🙄

EU. Didn’t be thinking you can just slide in with your Ohio garbage.

(Just kidding… Ohio is ok.)

((Just kidding… As a lifelong resident of SE Michigan, Ohio can suck it. 😄))

To be honest, I haven’t done a full shutdown of my PC (Win 10) in likely over a year and a half, so I never would have noticed this, even if I were running 11.

He hurt baby’s feelings.

They had to immediately make that call.
Anyone with even an ounce of brain matter sees the true story, but the Trump camp needed to quickly twist the facts to keep the MAGAts on their side and slathering at the mouth.

This murder is 1000x worse, but the narrative is exactly the same as the ‘immigrants are eating people’s pets’ bullshit.
All 100% untrue, but the Trump people will continue to lie, double-down and shout their version of the story at every possible moment to drown out the real truth. Which is, they are full of shit, and they know they are full of shit, but they can’t risk showing even the slightest crack in their hold on power, as warped as it is.

Forget oil. She needs to be speaking for the milk industry.