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parody@lemmings.worldto Apple@lemmy.world•I’ve Got Better Things To Do Than This, and Yet3·5 days agoThe part about feedback reminded me…
The “Has Apple Ever Responded to Your Feedback?” Support Group
parody@lemmings.worldto Just Post@lemmy.world•I asked my boss if he would still employ me if I were a worm and now he's not talking to me :(4·5 days agoAny non-professional-related outlets in your life for quirky lines of questioning? People/groups who have the power to roll their eyes but not fire you?
parody@lemmings.worldto Just Post@lemmy.world•... is this scorpion gonna be okay, do you think2·5 days agoOh interesting thanks!
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip makes sense
parody@lemmings.worldto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•In 6 hours it will be illegal to say "I support Palestine Action" in the UK, with a sentence of up to 14 years in prison.31·5 days agoReally important distinction
Oh 99% (quite a bit less of course) of Israelis support genocide, then fuck Israel! No, you don’t throw babies out with bath water, even when they’re the worst and you’re mad as you should be.
Fuck any genocidal Israeli assholes, but Israel is too big to go blanket on them like this.
Why aren’t we antisemitic, b/c we know what words mean and we’re not antisemitic. Let’s talk like both those are true too.
Netanyahu should lick my pickled taint until he stops murdering kids
parody@lemmings.worldto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•In 6 hours it will be illegal to say "I support Palestine Action" in the UK, with a sentence of up to 14 years in prison.11·5 days agoIn the US don’t judges get to put on their reasonable person hat and see through little loopholes sometimes (obviously not always)?
Wonder about the UK, point is I’d only play around if I weren’t afraid of prison (I’m not strong enough to become a martyr for much of anything, pretty weak)
parody@lemmings.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•US Congressmen praying inside the House of RepresentativesEnglish3·5 days agoIn a just world this would be hilarious
b/c it would have to be followed up by a punchline or be a comedian’s punchline
1000% troglodyte shit, damn I feel bad for someone who could say that unironically
parody@lemmings.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•US Congressmen praying inside the House of RepresentativesEnglish5·5 days agoWealthy republican politicians are too smart(/?) to be religious??
Top tier engineers in all fields can be found quietly attending church. It’s incredible—religion, a helluva…
Oh DEFINITELY people like orange hitler prob think about zero about god (idk if he’s literally atheist but obviously not religious)… CERTAINLY plenty of wealthy republican politicians are atheists and will never admit it…
But ohhhhh boy isn’t it worse that some genuinely believe especially the evil parts of the Bible? (Maybe “worse” is a little unfair, I deeply respect some very ethical & intelligent people who happen to have strong faith traditions)
FYI if this wasn’t posted via TOR/IP2, you might be fine today but wouldn’t count on it
I’m non-violent just want folks to know prison is nearby, and btw Kash Patel I’m an unarmed non-immigrant but I understand you can still make this comment illegal if you ask daddy orange
parody@lemmings.worldto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Facing the Threat (artist: Jen Sorensen)102·6 days agoEach time I see it I’m never 100% on board
Duped = it’s intentional?
“Never attribute to malice […]”
parody@lemmings.worldto News@lemmy.world•Wisconsin Supreme Court’s liberal majority strikes down 176-year-old abortion ban2·7 days agoGreat comment
Bullet point three OMG, anybody posed that on religious forums yet (surely similar but I like that specific thought experiment)
parody@lemmings.worldto News@lemmy.world•Wisconsin Supreme Court’s liberal majority strikes down 176-year-old abortion ban2·7 days agoNeeded if we care about autonomy of adults though eh? Needed in the halls of congress…
Yes, “I must respect the opinions of those who have the heartfelt belief life begins at first breath after birth”—I like that!!
parody@lemmings.worldto News@lemmy.world•Wisconsin Supreme Court’s liberal majority strikes down 176-year-old abortion ban2·7 days agoI like it, thanks!
cruelty is the point
Politically this is very obvious.
If we teleport to the deep south into a Bible church with our 1984 thought scanner, what percentage of parishioners would be revealed to “pro-“”life””” vs. “fuck yeah, cruelty!”
It’s non-zero, the “but jebus said!!!” crowd? (Course maybe the preacher and dozens of others are totally “hahahaha FUCK women”, just not gonna claim it’s all rational[ly evil] people b/c you’ll have grannies who probably tear up at thought of kiLliNg bAbiEs)
parody@lemmings.worldto News@lemmy.world•Paramount accused of bribery as it settles Trump lawsuit for $16 million3·7 days agoPls hush
Same with Iran, that was not the time for TACO
Edit: also lol, yeah, you can hear the pp deflate from its already formidable baby Portobello stature
parody@lemmings.worldto News@lemmy.world•Wisconsin Supreme Court’s liberal majority strikes down 176-year-old abortion ban2·7 days agoAny help here-
I’ve never thought of a great argument to use against those who super seriously ACTUALLY believe zygotes are totally entirely humans
If you say a zygote has a soul how do I argue for women’s rights etc.
parody@lemmings.worldto Apple@lemmy.world•Facing Billions in DMA Fines, Apple Lets EU iPhone Users Install Apps Outside the App Store1·7 days agoInteresting read, thanks
Oh very interesting, thanks :)
parody@lemmings.worldto World News@lemmy.world•US contractors say their colleagues are firing live ammo as Palestinians seek food in GazaEnglish33·7 days agoSummary:
WHAT THE FUCK NETANYAHU
omg @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works you have enormous ELDERLY-LIFE-CHANGING-POTENTIAL energy!!!
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You so right, B.O.B., your Bytecycle-ness, friend