Do we have liter cola?

6 minutes?! Ridiculous.

My name is Otto, I like to get blotto

69 the coolest number since 420, please explain

I spent two weeks cat sitting for my sister, nothing like a lap under a blanket full of cats. Hell yeah.

Post malone really let himself go, huh?

Also, hell yeah

Philly, which lies in the japan part of this map, has a real nice cherry blossom festival. Im sure it lacks in comparison to Japan at the right time of year, but still its pretty dope. And yea philly has cherry blossom trees randomly sprinkled about.

So thats why there are so many Italians in south philly

Me, Im a stabber. But there is no one right way.

I get the joke, wings are eaten by hand. But as someone who does eat alone at resturants, with a book, can I just say utensils exist.

No, none of us do. Well, probably a small amount of us do, but they would be the exception that proves the rule.

Why he sad?

Red and green need to switch sides with blue and and black. Clockwise it goes W G R B U

Gonna need a banana for scale

I thought it was “all at once”

Drow will always be pronounced drow to me, never draouuu or whatever it is. Im ok with the proper chimera, but also yea i was wrong for awhile. And it was today that I learned i have been mispronouncing chitin for over a decade in my head.

The funniest for me will always be Hermione. (Obligitory never spend money on potter stuff, fuck that terf asshole). But it was in one of the later books, when we meet Hagrids brother, that I realized I was saying it wrong. Harids giant brother prounced it the way I had been reading it in my head for years. I thought she was Herm o nin e, her my o knee

No, you go through a whole process to get one. Its as a result of a dui.

Iv found jacking to easier when its hard, but hey different stroked for different folks.

That why they tell you not to drink and drive

You look it, as well