And also they’re not going to the dentist for similar stupid reasons and will probably get a bone infection in their face.

🤯

I imagine just like you do now with their launch notification system.

They run on this lovely environmental disaster of a fuel:

Heavy fuel oil is a category of fuel oils of a tar-like consistency. Also known as bunker fuel, or residual fuel oil, HFO is the result or remnant from the distillation and cracking process of petroleum. For this reason, HFO contains several different compounds that include aromatics, sulfur, and nitrogen, making emissions upon combustion more polluting compared to other fuel oils.

Never saw it, always heard it mentioned.

Tall guy reminds me of the high priest from year one.

TWO ASSES FOUR TITTIES

That’s right. Just imagine that you start a business and you start hiring employees and at some point you have so many employees that it becomes difficult to manage and sometimes the employees start fighting or doing other inappropriate things. So, you hire some other employees to to create an HR department to make sure that your employees don’t become a liability for your company. See?

Its like (actually literally) installing Linux on your router instead of its little corporate steal-your-data software. It allows your old router to have all kinds of modern features and full-blown control. My netgear orbi system was dying. I don’t know what the hell was happening to it, but everything was super slow and clunky and netgear quit supporting it a few years ago. I thought I was going to have to get a new expensive mesh router system. But instead the nerds here told me I could probably install OpenWRT on them and it turns out they were right. My router was one of an expansive list of routers that is compatible with it. It was tricky to install, but I used AI to guide me through it. And now my shit’s super snappy, fast, uses the latest security protocols. Turns out I can crank my radios up higher than normal and get really, really good coverage and really high speed all the time. It’s for real this one weird trick that tech companies don’t want you to know about.

Because of Lemmy: proton, GrapheneOS, pi hole, open wrt, nextcloud

Just duck.ai everything. It’s mostly good advice.

ITS TRUE BROTHER. I KNEW A GUY THAT KNEW A GUY THAT SAW ONE ONCE.

I guess reforger is the one to get?

Hard to get used to but worth trying. Neck beards are squawking that it’s abandonware now?

magic everywhere in this bitch

Double pipe classic, 2025 edition

But what of the super cloaca?

The word of the Lord, amen. 🙏