Bless the Culver’s and His root beer.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.

Nixon is the Midwestern Kwisatz Haderach. Despite being born off-world (California) and living all of his life on the coasts, he has perfect knowledge how to make the most cursed midwestern food possible, by intuition.

They allowed women in combat roles in the 1940’s, literally the most woke military on earth at the time.

How dare you claim that the CIA would dose people with LSD in an attempt to do mind control! MKULTRA is a conspiracy theory, that is Soviet type authoritarianism!

FBI: “Hey everyone, hey everyone. I am looking for Amanda Hugandkiss”

Wont someone please rid me of this turbulent CEO.

Hello FBI, I have the identity of the shooter. His first name is Joe, last name Mama. That’s right, Jo’ Mama.

And Jerry gets upset by her memeing about the murder and goes full civility lib.

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All that melting butterflesh. All the animosities in your soul washed away by his flavor-rich enzymes. What subtle gravies you could conjure with those executive haunches. Enough and more again for all the saucepans of Bloomingdale’s. Sweet waves of acidic backwash. Alfresco would be nice. - Americana, Don Delillo

Look, @TankieTanuki@hexbear.net has been a bit annoying, so I thought I would just try to get a few hours of peace. It isn’t that big of a deal.

Definitely real, I was going to suggest something along these lines. The DM of my DND group is a big theater person, and through him I have gotten pulled into more activities requiring acting out a role in public. That has definitely gotten me more comfortable acting out or drawing attention to myself in public.

When I said “fuck Nazis”, this isn’t what I meant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QU3fTj2df0

Because of how fast a jet travels and wind resistance, bullets can slow down enough to have the jet catch up with them or can pass and swerve into them. There have been a lot of safeguards to try to prevent this for a while.

Still out wandering the jungles.

Why wouldn’t they just contract it out to a professional brewery? At least the caps likely wouldn’t rust and it would be bottled properly. Also costs less than doing a small scale version in house, and the beer would likely be better.

Alex has lost his rizz. He is copying

The “Where’s My Life” fit