This vacuum cleaner goes ratta-tat-tat!

Mentorships exist and a lot of kids are hungry for knowledge. We can help the ones that want to learn, but maybe aren’t given a lot of opportunities.

They can just do what home insurers are doing in California and determine your location is high risk for an outbreak and cancel your policy right before you get sick!

I’ll wear an adult diaper and shit it during the funeral. It’s what he would have wanted. 🤧

Don’t say their name. You summon them when you say their name!!!

We need a study to determine how much energy is released from burning billionaires. That’s the only way these things might be carbon-neutral!

I’d be a little bummed, personally. I already get the day off. I want a new day off when he dies!

The only time Democrats and Republicans in congress can put aside differences is when it’s to support Israel or fuck over progressive candidates.

He slides into it as a distraction like tiny hotdog slides into the corn part of a corn dog, I assume. I actually don’t know how corn dogs are made.

while they themselves clearly aren’t doing anything either

We’re doing something. We’re pooping!

2025 the slogan!

When anhedonia and passive suicidality intersect, you create a large swath of human existence!

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It was, however, a pain in the ass to type on mobile!

How do you reverse the polarity of a weasel?

The incompetence level is high with this admin, that’s for sure!

I’ve pet a cheetah in real life in South Africa. It was insanely cute and even purred like a house cat. Then I pet a caracal kitten and bled a little. 10/10 would go back to SA!

Both, then down a bunch of drugs like me! I used to be a registry hive right after a fresh Windows 7 install. Now, I’m regedit on a Windows 11 install after multiple feature updates and a few too many free YouTube Downloader installs.

I know at lest a billion people worldwide who would prefer that!

Or cancer.

They’re still not my monkeys!

What did the comment say? I wanna like them too!!