You better believe I’m gonna drive as slowly as you want if I get a cat out of it.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS?English
31·11 hours agoiAmGoingToHuntDownVillage604@adultswim.fanAndSuckTheirToes69
Did it work?
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?English
6·14 hours agoI have a 52" screen mounted to the tailgate connected to a laptop on the passenger seat with a bunch of PowerPoints queued up.
Sorry.pptx SorryNotSorry.pptx Thankyou.pptx NiceDrivingDipshit.pptx YouBlindMotherfucker.pptx Appreciated.pptx ILoveYourSprinterTruanoAE86ItsJustLikeTheOneFromInitialD.pptx
Not all of those get a lot of use. I’ve never used SorryNotSorry.pptx, for example
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Technology@lemmy.world•I used an original iPod Nano in 2026, and it worked surprisingly wellEnglish
2·18 hours agoIn fairness I got a Zune and they were so much better than iPods. Not just in comparing specs, but the user interface: it felt like I was actually browsing a music library, while the iPod was like paging through a phone book. That extended to the desktop software as well.
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Technology@lemmy.world•European Commission Trials Matrix to Replace Microsoft TeamsEnglish
1·19 hours agoThey should just use WhatsApp.
/s obvs
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Technology@lemmy.world•European Commission Trials Matrix to Replace Microsoft TeamsEnglish
6·19 hours agoHey, man. Free goo.
I can’t wait to buy my own place and get a cat. It’s going to be full of shit like this - tents, tunnels, beds, posts, climbing walls - and in the middle of it and old shoe box and carrier bag that actually get all the attention.
Okay, but that’s not what you found. What you have there is a cat, which is also very good! In fact, the excellent news is that you can keep the cat and continue searching for a Linux distro.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I might actually be a respectable member of societyEnglish
23·19 hours agoLSD is fucking boring. There, I said it. People say ‘on acid’ to mean crazy, unhinged and over-the-top but it just makes you notice things like shapes more and you have to specifically remember to swing your arms when you walk.
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Free and Open Source Software@beehaw.org•Vibe Coding Is Killing Open Source Software, Researchers ArgueEnglish
10·19 hours agoVibe Coding is Killing
Open SourceSoftwareFTFY. The only difference is that with FOSS the slop is visible to all.
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Organic Maps (Unofficial)@sopuli.xyz•Organic Maps on Mastodon: "We're working on live public transport schedules as the first step to public transport routing"English
4·2 days agoPublic transport routing is the only thing I keep Google Maps for. I’m currently Interrailing - on the ferry from Helsinki to Tallinn as we speak - and it’d be so nice to do my navigating in one app.
If you look closely you will see that it actually says “Simpsons artist” in his name (in the part with brackets (like this)) but I can see how you’d be confused because it doesn’t look like The Simpsons.
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Buy European@feddit.uk•Fairphone 6 review: cheaper, repairable and longer-lasting AndroidEnglish
85·2 days agoYeah, I think we’re past that point now. I know the Clicks Communicator has a 3.5mm jack but I really don’t see why. If anyone is thinking about fitting an extra port on their phone I’d sooner see a second USB-C jack.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The Epstein Files include a copy of the Bash manualEnglish
3·2 days ago“The Epstein files contain the entirety of Project Gutenberg in twenty different fonts.”
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Technology@lemmy.world•I used an original iPod Nano in 2026, and it worked surprisingly wellEnglish
11·2 days ago“Hey nephew, look, I know you really wanted an iPod and I gloated about all my iPods and I realise that was childish and honestly I think it’s great that you’re interested in actually owning your media so, look here, I got you a Zune fuck you.”
Easy mode: 420kg
Hard mode: 4.20kg
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I’ve been waiting for the next Vengabus since 1998. Our public transport infrastructure is a fucking joke.