Mushrooms are actually aliens

Is it though? I thought this was normally a late August or early September thing

The valuation of Dark MAGA soared right around the time that Musk spoke.

So that makes this the, what, fifth crypto pump-and-dump Elon has done? How has the SEC not bagged this guy yet?

Chrome devtools and debugger are awesome

For comparison, human brains only use 25W. We’re pretty damn good.

Lowe’s has Christmas decorations out already. They’ve crossed the Halloween blockade.

230 calories per bottle

The serving size is BOTTLE?!

Don’t teachers have to pay for stuff out of pocket a lot of times?

Yep. But at least you can claim that on your taxes! Only up to $300 per year though.

(Spoiler alert: it’s always more than $300 a year)

The Lathe of Heaven by LeGuin is pretty short, and great

Y’all know that trick for toddlers where you give them a choice between two things so they don’t throw a tantrum? Maybe we could try that.

“We can either raise the minimum wage to $22–”

Conservative: “NOOOOO don’t WANT THAT, don’t want! Poor people will TAKE ALL THE CHEESEBURGERS”

“–Or implement UBI. How does that sound?”

“…Ok.”

If corporations are people, we should be able to hang them for treason.

Seems like that should be illegal

Also, this is, like, chance 15 for Trump anyway

Dons boomer hat

Well we all know women can’t drive either, am I right fellas?

Turns toward camera. Cue laugh track

Ok. Which is yours? What’s your pitch?

Where along the DNC’s journey to the right do you hop off? Is it never? When do you hop off the electoral trend and join the Revolutionary trend?

And what is this revolutionary trend doing? Is there a plan? Because “let’s get Trump elected and hope for the best” really isn’t a great pitch

Can we convince them that billionaires are eating pets

Lol you’re the one not making any sense, but sure

FTPT is just another convenient fearmongering excuse.

No, it’s reality.

I know very well how it works.

I don’t think you do. Biden has nothing to do with it. Democrats have nothing to do with it. Go read up.

Ok, sure? But as long as we have FPTP, your choices are Democrat or Republican. Or bank on the Green Party winning the Powerball, I guess.