And tardigrades, just to give you the warm fuzzies.

Also:

The easiest way to remove hairs from bathroom surfaces is with a slightly damp paper towel or microfibre cloth.

When cleaning surfaces:

1. Wipe down once with a damp sponge/cloth. This removes loose dirt and softens the hardened stuff.

2. Spray with a surfactant.

3. Wait five minutes to give it time to work.

4. Wipe again to remove remaining dirt.

If there’s something you can’t get off, use a harsher cleaner like Barkeeper’s Friend. Wear gloves when using that. I can’t unlock my phone with my thumbprint anymore.

Not a fan of it.

And that’s why it’s the best place to live.

It’s a hard-working planet and it deserves some appreciation.

He also breathes oxygen. Whatcha gonna do now?

…but it’s meant to be gold…

The Culture. Which is all of the above plus friendly superintelligent AI to run it for us.

People who complain about snowflakes are snowflakes.

…I don’t know what that makes me, for pointing out that people who complain about snowflakes are snowflakes.

Are you sure that America aren’t America’s enemies?

That appears to be an actual paramilitary force.

It’s not just me, right? Other people can see it too?

I’m currently debating whether I need a whisk.

When you’re tired from work but you’ve still got to clean the whole thing to ‘protect your investment’.

I do, and I’m not even ashamed of it.

More details please.

I never would have made the connection between chemistry and fluid behaviour. Other than, y’know, this fluid dissolves that.

Why are American men so concerned about their masculinity? From the outside it doesn’t look like they have anything to worry about.

They kinda suck for driving though, because they don’t turn dark inside a car.

I take 'em off. The inside of a building is glare-free enough.

I believe your break finished two minutes ago, now go help Aaron clean up the vomit in aisle 9.