$7.5M? Yeah let me get my checkbook out.

Undoubtedly it’s a nice place in a nice neighborhood, but Preston Hollow is way too blue blood bougie country club for my tastes. Even if I was rich I’d still stick out like a sore thumb for having grown up in poverty.

Thanks I hate it

Fuck. That. Noise.

You’re not wrong at all, but when it happens at work telling them to stop is tricky depending on where they are in the hierarchy.

It’s for the same bullshit reason that any difference in preferred communication style is always won by the person who responds to an email or text with a phone call. Buddy, if I actually wanted to talk, I would’ve called. It’s not my fault you have the reading ability of a drunk 5 year old.

Dak Prescott wishes he could’ve made a Super Bowl…

Suki will be the least annoying UT Austin grad ever

It would be weird if the home of Mattress Mack wasn’t the center of the mattress world

You could even go down to Tucson Arizonia and check there, and maybe even run into Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender.

Lol. Your post title reminds me of a video that made the rounds on r/cfb a few years back, of the texas a&m late night pep rally before playing appalachian state in football. The line that got the biggest chuckle from the assembled crowd was someone saying “appalachian state? I’ve never heard of a state called appalachian!”

Little bastards are lucky they’re so adorable

Disregard inkjet printers

Acquire laser printer

Your mom is a shit person and you deserve better

I’m a simple man: I see a Poorly Drawn Lines comic posted -> I upvote

Midmid is basically the old Big 8 conference, which made a lot more sense than the bastardized hellscape we have now

I like the cowcatcher on the front

Oh shit.

I hope the person pulls through, but even if they survive they may have medical problems the rest of their lives.

Reminds me of something similar that happened at the Rangers stadium back in 2011 or 2012. A fan tipped over the railing in left field, landed painfully, and died within an hour or two. :-(

Skenes is an excellent pitcher. He has a long way to go, to catch up to guys like Kershaw of course. I hope Pirates fans enjoy him while it lasts, because their ownership won’t want to spend what it will take to keep him in free agency.

Sophia can judge all she wants <3

I’m on a non-stimulant though, and I’ve been having sleep problems since before I was diagnosed and started medication.