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Cake day: December 9th, 2023

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  • you overestimate the agency we have to rescue ourselves.

    Better start finding some.

    There isn’t any, are you listening to me?

    People keep saying shit like “stay safe” as if there is any way most of us are going to escape this.

    If I end up ok it is only because of dumb luck that many like me won’t have, that is just the reality of it. I am ADHD, I don’t fit into this society, my brain is unwanted in this society (fuck off anyone telling me ADHD is a gift), I have a massive target on my back and tolerance for neurodiverse folks is plummeting.

    Why would you think I am under any illusion about my future or that I wouldn’t have already avoided it if I could have?
















  • People don’t understand the immense pride I feel as a U.S. citizen knowing that no matter what happens and what consequences there are we will only more confidently double down on being wrong until we get hit in the head by the sky having actually fallen because we somehow broke it for everyone.

    We won the war on drugs, we won the war on terrorism and we will win the war against our own futures! We will show you!

    Damn we are so smart, maybe you canadians need to drink more milk because your brains aren’t very powerful, especially with AI now you need to catch up.

    -I lean over and in a whisper add someone please rescue us from this hellscape, we are TERRIFIED



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    Yes yes I do of course but I am afraid the couches are getting woke and will start demanding all the same silly stuff women get upset at me about.

    Earlier after I lay in post-couchital bliss with a lover she started harassing me about how I don’t think God intended couches to wear covers that denied members access to their inner folds. I had to scream at her that Jesus only intended this for masculine reclining chairs that must have their vulnerable orifices protected and that femine couches are only penetrated when they want to be.

    Why won’t anyone listen to me, I am the Vice President Of The United States!?! Don’t I deserve respect? I am pretty sure the law says people have to respect me even International Law at the UN does, this isn’t fair.