One man’s nightmare is another man’s vocel pledge wrecking dream.

Yes but not great despite the boasting

Every time I fly I get pat downs so I got at least 2 depending on the weather.

Sucks being retail today, I took off today specially so I’d miss all the vets melting down upon me that they didn’t get their imperialist booby prize and then the manager would be mad no matter what the fuck I did, ‘tamagotchi, why didn’t you give that nice customer their coupon’, ‘tamagotchi, why did you give that customer a coupon, they didn’t ask for it’, 5s later “YOU SEE DEESE PINS SON!!” plz no.

Found Tom of Finland’s ghost’s account.

Have a new spin on this one, got an in person job interview and the interview ghosted, when I tried to reschedule the automated system was like ‘you weren’t selected’, well, don’t give respect don’t get none.

On FB I see HR absolutely reveling in the fact they are life and death decision makers, one lady who’s an absolute abomination piece of shit customer at work was murdering someone on facebook accusing them of having a shitass resume and assuming the local job center offers resume review services spoiler: they don’t, and assumed if you were in a bad job it was 100pct your fault, your resume’s fault, and that most people can’t function as adults because they can’t write a resume. IRL I watched her make some young dude cry at the Dollar Tree while in line because he was job hunting and having trouble and figured she’d be helpful as a head HR figure, noep.

Get to wear boots too, if I did that in summer my boots would be sliding all shift at work.

Every social media username? I figure most people are like me and lost most of them.

This is basically my job site, we all have degrees of some kind and the customers are constantly on us about being uneducated cuz we’re in retail since coupons didn’t go the way they wanted them to.

I figured Jarvis always did all the heavy lifting but an AI superhero is too boring

Not far enough

Living like a hermit, go to work go home, maybe go grocery shopping one a month, repeat forever.

Maybe, I can easily see forced communication halts and reduced ability of tech as a power grab to reinforce powers gained as well as for propaganda potential, and in such cases they don’t care if they hamstring banking and commerce with vpn/vps limitations if not outright bans.

Its trees and crabs all the way down.

They’ll push those pay it later services on them, expect the animal version of Klarna.

Advertising specific to animals blasting all the time everywhere

This one is the best because its 100% true, eat more than 3 and you’re basically eating laxatives, someone ought to write the Vatican about a case of demon-possessed gummy bears.

He forgot packaging, gotta protect the ultra dense substance from bumps and scuffs

Eye-ther or ether depending the crowd I’m around