You are now addicted to snickers, if you stop eating them cold turkey you will die

Prosecute every ICE employee under Rico is the moderate position, [redacted]

Why are you pissing in the penis washing station???!?!

It’s ok Pliny said they lost 3 F/A-18E/F Super Hornet before things got really bad

Hurry submit an AI video of Brian Thompson admitting that he accidentally shot himself as evidence

The weather control devices are actually built into cyber trucks

Don’t thinko de mayo

Did you just assume Debbie’s gender?

That’s only because we have states like Alabama skewing our statistics

The only public facing company in my area is a coffee shop that was literally run out of town for wage theft.

They don’t need to be mutually exclusive

Well this explains why trump loves him so much

Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)

Do you like trains? Believe it or not dangerous gang member.

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link me to your large lefty gun group

Fuck off fed

It’s 50 50 sometimes it do sometimes it don’t

Every conversation you have involves the topic of being queer? Wait a minute, do you think Rorschach is that guy who always draws penises?

He should bud dwyer himself

How great would it be if he somehow accidentally killed car dealerships

We are currently clean on OPSEC

While actively leaking information lmao