ROANOKE, VA—Local claims adjuster David Seaborne, a devoted husband and father of three, died Tuesday at the age of 37 following a long and painful personal battle with a 512-pound eastern lowland gorilla.
This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.
I don’t get it, is it just funny because gorilla or is there a correlation to some illness?
This is every cancer victim news story (at least in the US), just with gorilla-related stuff substituted in.