• isolatedscotch
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    6 months ago

    Also, on a side note, umbrellas do not slow you down

    but have you tried two umbrellas?

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      6 months ago

      Of course, the second one tends to smash into your legs leaving bruises that your teacher confuses for being hit by your parents and they have to go in and explain that their son is a fucking dumbass who jumps off roofs with umbrellas.

      I also attempted three, but its hard to hold three.