I’ve played a lot of D&D over the years. Hundreds of hours.

But these so-called “dungeons”? No captives. Not even any cells. That’s not a dungeon. that’s a glorified cave.

And don’t even get me started on the dragons. Dragonborn? Sure, I’ve seen plenty. Heard my fair share of Draconic. And wyverns are fairly common I suppose but that’s like pointing at all the dogs in the world and saying “we’re infested with wolves!”

I’m beginning to feel like I’ve been lied to all this time.

      • burntbacon
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        2 months ago

        Alright, let’s just forget blue name dude, and grab you, me, and blue name dude #2 and get something rolling. It’ll have dungeons, and it’ll have ‘dragons.’ Oh yes, ‘dragons’ muahahah!