treadful@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttsmessage-squaremessage-square139linkfedilinkarrow-up1260arrow-down114file-text
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minus-squareburntbaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前Well, one of us is getting their hair pulled in bed tonight, then softly stroked and twirled around the lover’s fingers… and I don’t think it’s you.
minus-squareskeptomatic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前I’m just kidding around. But you’re right. I’m away from my wife atm, so not me.
minus-squareburntbaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前OOoooooh, aight. Well, in that case, let me give you some advice I got from my 15 year old friend when I was 13: conditioner is dangerous, shampoo will do.
Well, one of us is getting their hair pulled in bed tonight, then softly stroked and twirled around the lover’s fingers…
and I don’t think it’s you.
I’m just kidding around.
But you’re right. I’m away from my wife atm, so not me.
OOoooooh, aight. Well, in that case, let me give you some advice I got from my 15 year old friend when I was 13: conditioner is dangerous, shampoo will do.
Ok bud. Whatever that means, you do you.
I always do. It’s why this is so sad.
Tell me why you’re sad. Maybe I can help.