I don’t have the equipment for a nighttime emission, but the only sex dreams I’ve ever had were with partners that I felt really weird about in the morning. They include: a friend of mine, a different friend’s dad, and Mikhail Gorbachev. I don’t want to fuck any of them.
Ah, a fellow dry dreamer. I’m a dream virgin. I always wondered what it would be like, how it compares to the wake experience.
I don’t have the equipment for a nighttime emission, but the only sex dreams I’ve ever had were with partners that I felt really weird about in the morning. They include: a friend of mine, a different friend’s dad, and Mikhail Gorbachev. I don’t want to fuck any of them.
I’m sorry for laughing at your Gorbachev dream
We all do what we must for mother Russia. No go back to sleep and let Gorbachev have his way with you. Close your eyes and think of England