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A tumblr image post. The image is a question-and-answer prompt mimicking the prompts shown on the television game show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. The question is “Which is the first Pokemon?” with the answer options:
- A) Bulbasaur
- B) Mew
- C) Rhydon
- D) Arceus The image is followed by the reblogs of tumblr users.
@darthshadow reblogs with “Well fuck you too.”
@askradicalgoodspeed reblogs with “For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer”
@falcnpunch reblogs with “pokemon aint real hows that answer”
@doasdreamrsdo reblogs with “YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH”



i think mortals can also put their dna into each other. some do it daily and for fun.
I put mine in a plushy of a vaporeon.