• dingleberry
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    10 months ago

    Remove locks from all your houses. Locks allow child abuse to go on without being reported.

    • conciselyverbose@kbin.social
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      10 months ago

      Why stop there? Walls allow kids to be hurt too. Why not mandate that every human, at their own expense, provides 100% video coverage of their property at all times, on penalty of automatic child endangerment charges.

      And obviously monitoring that isn’t free, so we’ll send you the bill shortly.