Is this important journalism? No way. Is it funny as shit? I think so.

  • exocortex
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    1 year ago

    When I read things like this I have to think about Randy Newman’s Short People. Ben Shapino also comes to mind…

    Short people got no reason

    Short people got no reason

    Short people got no reason to liiiiive

    They got little hands, little eyes

    They walk around tellin’ great big lies

    They got little noses and tiny little teeth

    They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet