I must be a fkn weirdo because I just don’t care about any of these things.

Replaceable battery is an exception - but that’s coming back anyway.

I don’t have any devices that use infra red

I don’t need a microsd because the on board memory is so much I don’t even have to think about capacity any more

I much prefer bluetooth

I much prefer a larger screen instead of buttons.

They didn’t really cut a hole in my screen, they expanded my screen around my front facing camera. You can disable that expanded portion of the screen on most phones ?

I use the rear camera on my phone all. the. time.