The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months agoWorth the risklemmy.worldimagemessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up11.21Karrow-down128
arrow-up11.18Karrow-down1imageWorth the risklemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square120fedilink
minus-squareEmperorHenrylinkfedilinkarrow-up31·4 months agowait for them to under-buy you. “it’s for my wife’s birthday, she’s terminally ill with cancer and aids and she’s a veteran of all 9 of the wars we’re in! Can’t you give it to me for less?!”
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 months ago“Can you also pay shipping to Alaska?”
minus-squareEmperorHenrylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoThat has to be followed up with another over the top sob story about their kid with some other disease.
wait for them to under-buy you. “it’s for my wife’s birthday, she’s terminally ill with cancer and aids and she’s a veteran of all 9 of the wars we’re in! Can’t you give it to me for less?!”
“Can you also pay shipping to Alaska?”
That has to be followed up with another over the top sob story about their kid with some other disease.