The black pawns start playing factorio

Note: Zuck has been defederated! No one on the board is aware of his existence. If zuck moves, his moves do not affect the rest of the board. He can be impacted indirectly by the board, but since other pieces can’t see him, they can’t directly impact him.

Day 1: bishop to A55 (all of them go on vacation, never come back) -ehsan301 (and OP)

Day 2: white queen divorces king -julianh

Day 3: “The white King, heartbroken and disillusioned with his future prospects, lost in a dreary mist of drug-fuelled degeneracy, stuck in the throes of a severe midlife crisis, summons his best friend, his confidant, his ride or die BRO to cheer him up. Ke8 to e1.” -bl00dmeat

Day 4: Queen Alexandra’s Birdwing to D1 -soollik

Day 5: supply convoy to e0 -franzfurdinand

Day 6: white horse (g1) comes out as gay, turns into a unicorn -xffxe4

Day 7: “Top of the board is looking empty, let’s start a girl’s party with blue queen, green queen, and red queen to c8, e8 and f8 respectively.” -JohnDClay

Day 8: “All pawns are scrambled around the board and turn into hidden mines, turning the game into minesweeper” -mycus

Day 9: “Kings decide to take some well deserved time off on a trip to disney sorld and let their pawn body doubles stand in for them with very little prep time to get the look right” -LastResorter

Day 10: “The castles are renovated into gaudy commercial establishments—one is a café, one is a privately-owned museum, one is a residential condominium, and one is torn down to make way for a strip mall.” -fiasco

Day 11: the titanic sinks on f6 -Jeom

Day 12: Sf6 (submarine on f6, underwater so you can’t see it) -IsThisLemmyOpen

Day 13: “Prigozhin retreats to c0” -Barbarian, also submarine becomes visible

Day 14: “Green Queen is actually Fiona from Shrek. It’s day time now, so stops being an ogre and turns into a human.” -negativenull

Day 15: “Sxf6 titan catastrophically implodes leaving a debris field from e5 to g6” -JohnDClay (and COME ON DOWN FOLKS it’s our FIRST. TWO TIME. WIIINNNEEEERRRRRRR) and the first pawn mine of the game is found

Day 16: vanilla extract to b3 -julianh (also a 2 time winner but 2nd place don’t get no prize)

Day 17: “Unicorn to f3 and shoots a healing rainbow from its horn to heal the exploded pawn.” -pruwybn

Day 18: “Black and white horse become gay roommates and live in the bottom right corner together.” -Mewtwo

Day 19: “All the white pieces line up for Starbucks” -eldoom, and oh shit they hit three mines

Day 20: “It’s 4th of July. Aliens attack, a wild Will Smith appears.” -NukeminHerttua

Day 21: “Profits soar! Zuck expands to 4 squares” -drev

Day 22: “Zuck gets defederated by all pieces on board, they no longer receive his moves” -shabablinchikow

Day 23: “A0 is now a fractal image of the entire board. A copy of the entire board lives in A0” -CoreyRDean

Day 24: “The blown up white pieces have been rotting. A strange mold starts appearing on the the dead white queen. A moldy tile will spread to one directly adjacent tile every 24hours, unless stopped.” -webghost0101

Day 25: “Turn the lights off.” -imnotsurewhyimhere, the mold spreads

Day 26: “Prigozhin takes advantage of the sudden darkness to hide behind the fractal image of the entire board in A0.” -Marafon, the mold spreads

Day 27: “Flashlight to F1” -julianh (THREE TIME WINNNERRRRR) and “I hope its placed pointing at the unicorn so we get a cool prism effect from its horns reflection.” -webghost0101. The mold spreads, white horsey has fallen

Day 28: “Donkey (from Shrek) on c7. I have a plan 😎” -girl. The mold spreads, it spares for now

Day 29: “the aliens are in love (edit: with Donkey), the ship beams donkey on board where he transforms into Sexy Donkey (stallion)” -girl. The mold spreads, zuck has (partially) fallen but is unaffected due to defederation

Day 30: “the aliens attempt to woo Sexy Donkey, but he rejects their advances (his heart belongs to Dragon). distraught, heartbroken, enraged, crying a lament even the bishops and kings can hear, the aliens bring out their ultimate weapon, the trebuchet. they launch Sexy Donkey with perfect trajectory to a0. Sexy Donkey becomes caught in a recursive loop until saved” -girl. The mold spreads, the dead fake white king has fallen

Day 31: “Switch the flashlight mode to UV light to look for stains” -Shyder. The mold spreads, an empty tile has fallen, and the unicorn rainbow only works in visible light

Day 32: “The largest questionable stain (gh4, gh5) is actually revealed to be The Ooze from the 1995 Sega Megadrive / Genesis game of the same name” -EK13. The mold spreads, Starbucks has fallen.

Day 33: “Mold now follows conway’s game of life neighbor rules. wiki” -CoreyRDean

Day 34: “Black Queen (E1) casts Fireball in a straight line up the board, exploding on first contact with an enemy. Destroying all units in a 3x3 square. White King sacrifices one of his Queens to the Elder Gods and begins to waken one of the Great Old Ones. All pawns begin to bleed.” -Alteon

Day 35: “I dont know where all the blood splatter just came from but its highly susceptible to mold growing over it. All blood splatter tiles turn into mold tiles. They still move following Conway’s way of life. Ps: this is a permanent effect. All future blood splatter will immediately do the same.” -webghost0101

Day 36: “Mushroom cloud to giant broccoli.” -Axiochus

Day 37: “The fractal image at a0 now has a gravitational pull. Each iteration all pieces move one square closer to it unless another move is applied to it.” -Little1Lost

Day 38: “zuck gets sucked into the gravitational pull and clogs it” -Little1Lost

Day 39: “Expand the board by 5 squares in each direction” -MrWafflesNBacon

The British empire starts to colonize the new land. A fleet of 3 galleons come into the board from the east side to i12 j10 and k8

for the picture: it is very easy to insert the picture of another site, simply drop the direct image link into the link field

The deck goes back to day 5 because somebody messed up with the server and had to revert data to the last backup

Broccoli gets defederated by all other pieces and refederates with zuck

Blue queen to 𝕏 6

Needs more jpeg

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Rg13 Its no longer confused because it has a better overview from there.

Green moldy squares spread according to Conway’s game of life

Day 2 of asking for Zuck to be federated again