There seems to be an idea that your first time having sex is supposed to be a magical, life changing experience. It can certainly be daunting for people who don’t really know what to expect. How did your first time go? Was it as magical an experience as you hoped? Was it hilariously awkward as you tried to maneuver your body around someone else’s? Or we’re you left wondering what all the hype around sex was about?
Had been watching so much porn since 14, I basically knew everything to do; without it turning into some wild bullshit. Told her I was a virgin, went down on her, ate her out like nobody’s business, then hopped on top and had my fun. It was magical, and life changing.
Next day, she broke up with me. Saying I lied about being a virgin, that there was no fucking way in hell I was given how enthusiastic I was, and knowing what I was doing.
I legit had to convince her I was just a REALLY big pervert.
Imagining the conversation:
You’re to go good eating me out. It’s over!
Aome people have issues…
You know, if you practiced writing with your tongue, your spelling would be better. Just sayin’. 🤪