Now I want to do a campaign in the hells that begins with “Rocks fall, everyone dies”.
Meanwhile on the surface, the lich that crushed them with the rock has subsumed their corpses into their army and is going to invade the hells.
The tapestry of magic begins to unravel, the falling rocks all turn to rolls d100 and checks chart 15 acid arrows
fireballs, 6 lightning bolts , 8 icy spheres, and 2 fireballs. And a Tarrasque (and rather exasperated bowl of petunias) fall from 50,000ft to land on top of you.E: and fireballs
Oh, no. Not again.
You know, you would think if we know enough to know what a bowl of petunias is thinking, we should know a lot more about the universe than we do…
In this context, who would write in letters of fire “We apologize for the inconvenience”? 😁
Rocs fall, everyone dies
