SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 个月前Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down118
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minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down10·8 个月前Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·8 个月前Why do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-squareJadenSmith@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 个月前It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·8 个月前Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 个月前It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 个月前That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 个月前Are you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 个月前No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 个月前You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Company?